Small Penis versus Large Vagina: What’s the Story?

The other day I read about a spurned woman whose boyfriend left her. She took out her revenge through the Internet proclaiming that, true or not true, he had a small penis which couldn’t satisfy her. She reminded me of the old saying, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!”

I remember in my days of youth that a guy with a small penis was an object of laughter to be pitied, but there was, however, a little room for respect of the “educated pecker or cock” where the guy somehow made up for this, pardon the pun, shortcoming. (If one used the word ‘penis’, he was considered a sissy). Regarding women, it was every man’s desire to copulate with a woman with a “tight cunt” who, most of the time, was a virgin. But that was before the era of contraceptives and finding such a vagina didn’t usually happened until the first honeymoon night.

About a quarter of a century ago, I ask a lady friend to find a suitable date for a lonely colleague who happened to be very successful in his profession. He was a nice guy, and I couldn’t figure out why he had problems finding a woman on his own. She found the date, they did meet, and they did mate. Afterwards, I asked my lady friend how it went. She unexpectedly giggled, and I asked her why. Still giggling, she answered, “Your friend has a very small penis.” Being a clinician I then asked, “Does your friend have a very large vagina?” She immediately stopped giggling and answered, “How the hell do I know?”, but she clearly got the message. Maybe he’s the one who should have done the giggling.

For some reason history has highlighted and made fun of small penises, but large vaginas have, once more- pardon the pun, largely escaped notice.  The human penis is the largest in the mammalian kingdom. Its average erection size is about 5.5 inches whereas that of the largest gorilla is about half that size. (Please don’t ask me how they accurately measure a huge mountain gorilla’s erection)! The largest recorded human erection is 13 inches.  The average width of a human vagina is 2.5-3 inches and length 3.5 inches. Vaginal size, however, can at least double its size during intercourse and, of course, during childbirth. The largest vagina was recorded in the 19th century in a woman over 7 feet tall weighing 350 pounds. She delivered a 23 pound baby with a head width of 19 inches! But I think this record may have been broken in recent times. A woman was found to be “carrying” 54 bags of heroin in her vagina.

There is little doubt that there are sexual disadvantages for both a man with a small penis and a woman with a large vagina, particularly if the two of them get together. So, in either case, what can be done about it? In the past, all kinds of techniques were used to enlarge the penis.  There are sketches of Japanese men, belly down, on an elevated grate with a hole where the penis was inserted and attached to a dangling weight.  Modern results of plastic surgery attempts to lengthen and widen the penis are poor. In fact, the penis cannot be enlarged. Its root is hidden and attached by ligaments to the pubic bone. It is released from the pubic bone by cutting the ligaments and then appears outside the body. Regarding vaginoplasty or vaginal rejuvenation, the results of surgery are not clear. Both surgical procedures on the penis and vagina have undesirable effects. So it seems there are no reliable medical solutions to this dilemma, but I made a call to G, anyway, and explained the story.

“Lorenzo, it’s funny how the mind connects the dots in mysterious ways. The first thing that jumped to mind is when I was a teenager and worked in grocery store in a poor section of town. The young gals used cucumbers to enlarge their vaginas, and I actually became a cucumber consultant. It was a rare learning experience, to say the least. That’s all I’ll say!

“Yes, I was with a number of women with large vaginas and a few that were cavernous where only that 13- inch guy you spoke about could fill the void. The good news is that there are many other ways to arouse a woman and bring her to climax. In my experience, a good penis-vagina fit is not at all necessary to enjoy sex. We discussed this before, and it’s described in detail in the Casanova book. But, once more, I’m talking about high-level and prolonged encounters and not the 5 to 10 minute affair which is the biological norm. One specific recommendation I would make to men with small penises is to concentrate on a woman’s frenulum and firmly press against it with the penis with the full feel of your pelvic zone against and blending with her vulva. (link to frenulum post). When you do that you are ‘functionally ‘widening the penis. It’s well known that women prefer width over length, and I believe it’s due to the pressure on the frenulum.

“Sorry to interrupt you, my friend, but you’re just talking about making the women happy. What the about the guys?”

Evidently, I caught G off-guard because there was a delayed response. “You’re right. My experience is based on making women happy. First of all, even with the small penis or large vagina, these people still have orgasms. One move I made, which is well known and not unique to me, is to have the woman place her thighs tightly together. I even had a couple of them cross one leg over the other. That was interesting. Also, we forgot one critical point: There are some women who have good sexual instincts and can take the lead to please their men in more than one way.”

“So G, what’s your conclusion?”

“I have no magic words. Small pecker, big pecker; small vagina, cavernous one; normal size penis and normal size vagina: they all can work if you know what you’re doing. By the way, you mentioned a quote about a woman scorned. That was made by William Congreve a few centuries ago. But he also made another famous one which is usually misquoted as, “Music hath the power to charm the savage beast.” The original last word is ‘breast’ and not ‘beast.’ I can certainly vouch that the correct quote is certainly true!

 

 

 

 

 

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